Recently a few of your comments have surprised me. I have been left with the feeling that some of you have a much higher opinion of me than I deserve. To set the record straight, I have devised my very own meme. This ought to melt a couple of solid gold pedestals:
My Seven Most Scurrilous Sins
1.) I have been known to drink – -and enjoy — a beer.
2.) I have been known to drink and enjoy a glass of wine.
3.) When I am frustrated, I enjoy the taste and texture of a good curse word.
4.) I drink soda pop straight from the can
5.) I eat my chicken with my fingers.
6.) My hair isn’t really blond.
7.) When I am irritated, sarcasm is a tool I know and use well.