You know that cool police gear you secretly covet but can’t get? Â It’s on sale on the web. Â Of course it is. Â Everything is for sale on the web!
Those heavy duty, high beam flashlights police officers carry? Â You can have one. You want a tactical vest with a gazillion packets? You can have one. Need a mylar vest to wear while Christmas shopping? You can have one.
I am thinking Amoeba could use a pair or two of these 5.11 Tactical Covert Cargo Pants. He stuffs his pockets full of stuff — keys, wallet, hand lens, glasses case, handkerchief, pocket knife, coral rocks, sea weed, etc. These pants would hold it all and never tell. If you don’t believe me, watch the video!