Shower And Tell
She: “Now I need to take a shower.”
He: “Nope, sorry, don’t think so.”
She: “I thought you said you were going to bring it back!”
He: “Everything’s right where it was. But you’re closing the curtain when you go in there, hmm?”
She: “Well, duh. You want to hear me sing about bullfighting?”
He: “Bullfighting?”
She: “Toreador, there’s water on the floor!”
He: “Alright already. But then you’re not taking a shower.”
She: “Why not?”
He: “Because you’re using the curtain. Which you can’t see through. That makes it a hide-er.”
She: “I could take it outside.”
He: “Yeah. On the beach in Hawai‘i, you might get away with that. Here? Now? You’d get the blues for sure. Blue skin, blue lights …”
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LOL! DO you two EVER have a “normal” conversation?
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Melli — please define “normal”. It is probably different for you then it is for us.
Indeed, Melli. In the immortal words of Leo the Lop, “What’s normal?”
I was wondering the same thing. 🙂
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Ah, love it! I come here and feel like a teenager again — mainly because it’s like opening a new Xanth novel every time I stop in.
😛
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Boy, Susan, I wish his blog netted what a Piers Anthony novel does! Hey, wait a minute! Did you just call us immature?!
Noooooo, no no no no. I called you…. a blockbuster, with wit and imagination, and a devoted fan base.
Yes, that’s it.
😀
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You got something going on with that shower. When I saw this I thought didn’t I read something about a shower already?
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Thom — at least you know we’re clean!
Nope, we don’t.
You guys are only talking about taking showers somewhere and about curtains.
But we actually have never seen a single picture for proof that you really are showering at all 😛
You are a naughty girl….
Dismal
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Nessa — yes, I do have a couple of knots and could use a good massage.
Love, I’ve recently been told that blue is very attractive on me.
When it’s your jacket, milady, yes. When it’s your skin, not so much. :*
Oh. Details, details. Pft.
i definitely prefer to have a shower inside, at least until april.
and – how (in)appropriately – my last name translates to cloud in english 🙂
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Polona — as long as the shower has plenty of hot water, outside is fine even in cold weather — until one has to turn the water off! Are you a cirrus, cumulus or nimbus cloud?
i guess i can be any of these or a combination thereof
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When I grew up on the farm, in Nebraska, we had the shower on the back porch. There was A curtain and some windows with cutains. 🙂 At first there was a bucket hanging on the nail and then when we put in an electric pump we had running water to the shower.
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Question for Quilly
Our farm was in the hills outside Herman, which was forty miles north of Omaha.
Where was your Nebraska friend who visited from?
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And was the rest of the shower peaceful? I would hate to be harrassed while I was trying to shower! 🙂
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Mrs. Jim and I share her Facebook but she controls. Looks like you two share since Amoeba shut his down. Is there any control here?
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.-= Jim´s last blog ..My two Valentines — Ruby (Red) Tuesday — So? =-.
Control? It is my blog, but Amoeba enjoys all the same editing and writing privileges I do. He just is cautious about he he exercises them.
Jim, when it comes to this blog, I’m like the sacred Simurgh of Arabian fable, as reported by Ambrose Bierce: omnipotent on condition that I do nothing.
Seriously, it’s a simple rule around here. Ask first. If you don’t feel like asking, get your own. Right now, I’ve got too many things going on to spend time managing a blog. Besides, the Q gets a much larger audience than I ever managed, so it pays me to hang out here and try not to drag down her stats when I post.
Lincoln.
In the summer, you might want an outdoor shower!
You could take one here, but you’d get snow in your hair…
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Karen — I’m gonna wash that snow right outta my hair ….
Has anyone ever told you two you’re “all wet”?!?!
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Linda — I’m going to have to throw in the towel on these puns, I’m all washed up today when it comes to humor.
Sounds like you’re doing pretty well to me!
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I take it that you have some remodeling issues at your new place! LOL. A sense of humor is the only way to deal with mustard yellow bathroom.
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Lew — luckily that bathroom isn’t in our new place, it is in our temporary apartment where we’re living until our possessions arrive from Hawaii.
Outside showering not an option here, unless you like a strong contrast of cold and heat.
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Dr. John? I’m not up for showering outside in our 50 degree temps, so you can rest assured I wouldn’t be doing it in your weather! Brrrrr.
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