Since the couch attacked me (see previous post), I was wondering if I could file a personal injury claim. I found Accident Consultant [dot] Com and got really excited. If they accept my case and I win, I get 100% of the compensation owed me. If they accept my case and I lose, I don’t have to pay them a dime! I was all ready to fill out the Personal Injury Claim form and then I realized — this is only for those lucky people who live in the UK.