There I was in the dairy section chatting away and letting my fingers shop with little intervention from my brain. That’s how I came to bring this stuff home — non-fat milk and corn syrup. After one bite of my fresh peaches and not half & half, I was suddenly paying attention.
You see that little sticker down there that reads real? Real, what?!
Oxymoron: a combination of contradictory or incongruous words;
something (as a concept) that is made up of contradictory or incongruous elements