It is possible to sleep while sitting up on the toilet. Just don’t roll over.
My train of thought has no track, and the engine is in need of detailing.
Dishes multiply in the kitchen sink when no one is watching them.
The new roll of toilet paper is always one inch further away than my arm is long.
Toothpaste and cortisone cream are not interchangeable.
The remote control to the ceiling fan will not operate the television.