Microfiction Monday #5

Susan from Stony River, welcomes us to Microfiction Monday,
where a picture paints just 140 characters.
If you’d like to join us, stop by Susan’s, pick up the picture prompt, and sign in.

Oh, and while you’re over there, say Happy Birthday.

Happy Birthday, Susan!

burntdown

The last thing I remember was my husband saying his farts were flammable. I said, “That’s ridiculous!” And then he grabbed the lighter …

30 thoughts on “Microfiction Monday #5

  1. <————me picking myself up off the ground from falling off my chair. OMG that is just too funny. I tried that once as a kid and only managed to squeeze out a liitle toot…needless to say the fire on the match burnt my fingers while I was trying to accomplish a huge explosion.

  2. I laughed, and then my husband nearly busting his gut laughing made me laugh harder, and now after Thom’s comment I laughed all over again until it took me ten minutes just to get my breath back enough to type. DANG!

    Suddenly after all these years a moment is coming back to me from Catcher in the Rye, in which some kid farted during somebody’s speech–am I remembering right? And Holden said, “he damn near blew the roof off”. Yours did! ROFL!!

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