Susan from Stony River, welcomes us to Microfiction Monday,
where a picture paints just 140 characters.
If you’d like to join us, stop by Susan’s, pick up the picture prompt,
compose your story in 140 character (or less), post it,
and sign in at Susan’s place, then commence in the sharing!
Slow Hand
Bossy and Flossy are cows on a mission. They’ve vowed to search every farm on earth in their quest for a man that can moo-ve them.
LOL.. Moo-ve them LOL Too funny. Okay you have music here. but where the hell is the picture? Still back East snowed in? LOL Well done Q 🙂
Thom — Slow down! Come back and try it again. Boy, Bossy & Flossy sure have no interest in you!
Well let me chew on my cud and think about that for a sec LOL
You’re not a bull, but you sure are full of it!
I love it!! And boy can I relate!! Did that same search for years — a man to moooo-ve me!!! Hope you have a great week, Quilly!
Sylvia
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Sylvia — I hope you’ve found what you were searching for!
That’s just disturbing, and on so many levels too.
I LOVE IT!
😀
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Susan — indeed. Sometimes my mind scares me.
Really? You never heard a cow pie hum? You must go back and listen harder! hahaha, didn’t quite write it like that but I prefer the humming cow pie version after all.
Mountain Mama — as I often tell my students, “I don’t think what you wrote is what you meant to say.”
Shouldn’t that be “Slow Hoof”, just kidding Quilly, I liked this one, Good luck to Bossy and Flossy.
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Bill — the girls thank you and want to know if you’ve ever milked a cow.I did try to tell them that ou don’t have a farm.
Love yours, Quilly!
A male that moo ve’s these heffers would be smething to see .
You and I have a way with words!
Very good my friend!
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Peggy — when their udders are full, heifers will moo-ve themselves to their milking stalls.
ROTFLMBO
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Karen — I am so glad you appreciated this. Everyone else just seems to be worried about me for some reason. 😉
Maybe someday it’ll be raining bulls!
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Lyn — As in “hallelujah?”
LOL. Very funny and creative! I like the song, too. Have a great week, Quilly.
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Rosidah — of course you know that the song has purpose here. It is what the cows are singing.
Now that you mention it… Of course this is what the cows are singing. LOL
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Too, too funny, Quilly! I love it! It sure does mooove me.
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Kay — then the ladies have done their work!
I have Slow Hand stuck in my head now and I didn’t even need to play it for it to get there! Insidious, I tell you!
Mumma — some music just does that.
I like this one Quilly! 🙂
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Akelamalu — thank you.
Well, good luck with that quest, honey. Let me know if you have any luck.
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First 50 — I can’t answer for the cows, but I am content with my mate.
ROFL! You’ve got mooo-ving on your mind!!! Well done!
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Melli — oh! That explains it! LOL!
Brilliant!!!
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OMG, I love this.
Slow hand, great take!
Happy MARCH.
Mine is YOU SILLY COW!
hugs
shakira
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Shakira — I am glad you approve. Happy March.
Hahaha, I don’t know whether to reminisce the pointer sisters or milking cows. If you’d played Chaka Khan, it would be less of a dilemma.
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Doug — except that even fewer people would have gotten the link between the song and the wandering cows …..
ROFLMAO! Apparently an endless search for the ladies these days! Love the song 😀 I thought I had such an original idea putting up a song for this week’s MM – and there goes Quilly getting it done first and fabulously funny! These Mondays are a real bright spot in my week ’cause of all you creative crazies!
Wonderfully done 😀
Cheers.
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Skald — yeah, I actually went by your blog last night hoping you’d posted. I love MM. Everyone is so hysterical.
ROFLMAO! stirring stuff!
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Polona — if you stir the milk we’ll get butter!
This is great!
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Barbara — thank you.
I hope they keep searching — the grass is always greener somewhere else, and the males are always mooving on . . .
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Kelley — moovelous comment.
Oh no, that’s practically an invitation for cow tipping. Good story.
Mark — just make sure your hands aren’t cold.
I laughed so hard I can barely type! Cow in love…looking for good man, no bull. 😉
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Hope — well, the bull won’t milk them, now will he?
Very funny. Looking for some strong backs yourself for Wednesday?
RnPB: Ch 013 – Clean Up
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Nessa — we hired them. That’s what mooovers are for!
I imagine the words for the cows would go something like this?
I want a milker with a warm hand
to hold my udder with an easy touch…
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Dee — you’ve got it exactly! I think you are probably the only one who truly understood where I was going with this!