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Bea’s parents fed her oatmeal every morning for over a week.
She hated it.
Since her parents were always stoned they never noticed
Bea hiding her breakfast in their planters,
until her daddy found it and let out a yell.
“What?” Mama asked.
Daddy answered, “Bea’s porriage in the pot nine days old!”
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