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55 Flash Fiction Friday

Flash 55 is hosted by G-Man (Mr. Knowitall). Click the icon below or the link for more information. All you have to do to join in is write a story in exactly 55 words then trip over to G-Man’s blog and let him know you’ve posted your 55.


Blond Logic

Bert arrived home to find the new automatic garage door up.  He entered the house. “Hon, where’s the garage door opener?”

Blondie said, “I threw it away.”

Bert exclaimed, “Why?  It was brand new!”

“Yes, but the garage door is open and we don’t have a garage door closer, so we don’t need it, silly.”


    1. Doug — upon reading the post Amoeba, who is not blond exclaimed, “Hey, just because I lost the garage door opener once …”

    1. Linda — I was worried about offending somebody, but since I spent most of my life as a blond, I decided I could defend myself.

  1. Is this a blonde joke?? So glad I’m not one and getting rid of these “carmel” highlights too!

    Thanks for the laugh, and thanks for reading mine.

    1. Yvonne – -it is an original “blond joke”, I wrote this myself. And I was born a blond, al though these days I either have to dye it or convince people that gray is really platinum.

  2. that’s very funny,
    your dialogue style makes it even more appealing!
    coolest 55 so far!

    mine is up!

    1. Ji — my dialogue style? The form is textbook perfect and I can’t really take credit for following the standard conventions. If you mean the “voice” then thanks.

  3. Quilly…
    I thought you said that you didn’t have a groaner this week??????
    This certainly qualifies..
    Excellent 55 though My Dear.
    Thank You so much for playing today, and please have a Kick Ass Week-End

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