55 Flash Fiction Friday

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More Blond Logic

The casserole dish contained only roasted onions and garlic. “Honey,” Jack said, “Did you forget the roast?”

“No,” Blondie answered. “When I asked the grocer for edible bulbs, this is what he gave me.”

“But why ask for edible bulbs in the first place?” Jack queried.

“Because you said we had to start eating light!”

52 thoughts on “55 Flash Fiction Friday

  1. OMGoodness!!! The logic of the blond…and seems to me the Butcher was a little blondish too?!!!

    Mine is posted HERE. As always, scroll down below my Friday Show n Tell to find my 55.

    Have a great holiday weekend.

  2. groan

    Now you have to have my blond joke:
    A beautiful young blond is going to London. She has a coach ticket, but is sitting in first class.
    The attendant tells her, Miss, you can’t sit in first class. Your ticket is for coach.”
    The young blond replies, “I’m young, I’m beautiful and I’m going to London in first class.”
    The head attendant tries, “Miss, your ticket is for coach. You have to go to the back of the plane.”
    The blond says the same thing, “I’m young, I’m beautiful, and I’m going to London in first class.”
    The head attendant explains things to the pilot. He says, “Don’t worry, I know how to handle this. I’m married to a young beautiful blond.
    The pilot goes to the young lady, leans down and whispers something to her. She jumps up and runs to the back of the plane.
    The crew is amazed. How did you do that?”
    “I just told her that only the back of the plane is going to London.”

  3. Quilly…
    That one made me wince…Like a Quince!
    Excellent 55 My Friend
    Thank you for carrying on the Groan Factor…You Rock!
    Thanks for visiting, thanks for playing, and have a Happy Easter, and a Kick Ass Week-End!
    Galen

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