Hello mommy’s friends, this is Christmas, sometimes known as Chrissy. Listen, I know the clean clothes are on the floor, the books have been knocked off the bookcase and Fluffy and I have been caught right in the middle of the mess with our blue hippo spongee and all — but you musn’t listen to mommy. No matter what she says, we’re innocent.
Dang it, Fluffy! I thought I told you to lay down and look cute!