Hello. My name is Fluffy. I am sweet and quiet and long suffering. I know my mommy loves me just as much as she loves the Queen of All-Things Nauseating, but sometimes I still feel a little left out. I don’t push myself into mommy’s lap or insist she pet me. I don’t drag mommy’s dirty clothes out of the laundry to lay on. I don’t steal things from mommy’s purse and I have never stolen food from her plate when she wasn’t looking. The QoATN has done all of those things and more, and because of them she gets much more attention than I do. However, this morning when mommy asked us to be still for a picture I was, and the QoATN leapt about like a kitten. That is why I am here and she is not. Sometimes life is fair.
Hey, Chrissy, neener, neener, neener!