Tactical Police Gear

You know that cool police gear you secretly covet but can’t get?  It’s on sale on the web.  Of course it is.  Everything is for sale on the web!

Those heavy duty, high beam flashlights police officers carry?  You can have one. You want a tactical vest with a gazillion packets? You can have one. Need a mylar vest to wear while Christmas shopping? You can have one.

I am thinking Amoeba could use a pair or two of these 5.11 Tactical Covert Cargo Pants. He stuffs his pockets full of stuff — keys, wallet, hand lens, glasses case, handkerchief, pocket knife, coral rocks, sea weed, etc. These pants would hold it all and never tell. If you don’t believe me, watch the video!

3 thoughts on “Tactical Police Gear

  1. My husband buys trousers like that. NIGHTMARE! He fills all the pockets with drill bits and candy wrappers and stray coins…and guess who has to empty it all out in the laundry room?? AGH

    But some of that other stuff looks rather keeewwwl…

  2. Susan, I know I shouldn’t tell you this, but Amoeba empties his own pockets AND puts his dirty clothes in the hamper. He’s pretty darn well amazing!

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