A Christmas Tag

Attention Thom:

I want to be tagged!  Tag Heuer has been making precision Swedish watches for 150 years. I have been having trouble keeping track of time lately and I am thinking perhaps you should get me one of these.  When you call, I always seem to be a day late and running around in circles.  What do you think?  Will a new watch make me better organized?

To Everyone Else:

Thom was giving me a ration [again] this morning.  I think he has a spy camera in my house because he calls every morning about 3 minutes after I wake.  He immediately starts rattling off questions or directions and cracks up laughing and/or heckles me when I don’t understand or can’t answer coherently. Then he demands to know what time it is.  I never know.

So, I’m thinking  a Tag Heuer watch would be just perfect — and Thom can pay for it.  That way when he calls me up just to ask what time it is, I can look at my wrist and say, “According to the watch you bought me, it’s too flippin’ early for this call!”  Right?  Right!

Tag, Thom.  You’re IT!

20 thoughts on “A Christmas Tag

  1. Quilly Quilly Quilly…BITE ME BITE ME BITE ME!!!!!! But I will tell you I have just the gift for you…I’m going to wrap it all up and make sure you open it on Christmas morning…by the way…did I tell you to BITE ME!!! iF i didn’t, let me reiterate once again BITE ME!!! Oh and just for good measure PPPPPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

    • Thom — I hope that gift is a towel. I need it after that spit shower you just gave me! And if I have to bite you, I’d best run to the store and get a couple of gallons of tenderizer to soak you in, and some antacids, too!

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