Dude & Dude: Prints

This just in from Amoeba’s desk. If he won’t post his stuff anymore, I guess I will!

Dude & Dude: Prints

“Dude! What’ya got there?”

“Oh, just a little somethin’ …”

“Did you get a present? Show.”

“I don’t know, dude … Hey!!!

“Ah, what’re you worried about? Fancy case … Fingerprints, dude?!?”

“Um, yeah.”

“Yours?”

“No.”

“Figures. The police would have those. Whose, then?”

“Gandhi’s.”

“Gandhi? The Gandhi? The Mr. Symbol-of-Nonviolence himself? Where the hell did you get those?

“The less you know, dude …”

“Well, then, why?

“It’s the holidays, dude!”

“And what does that have to do with you getting Gandhi’s ten fingers on a five-finger discount?”

“But, dude! I thought everybody was looking for the prints of peace …?”

30 thoughts on “Dude & Dude: Prints

      • Because our government sucks. Of course, that’s my reason for everything.

        How do the Dudes feel about moving to where the surfing isn’t *quite* as good as Waikiki? I don’t want you leaving them behind, y’know.

        • Um, Susan, just between you and me and while the Dudes are scoping out the Banzai Pipeline … not only are the waters of Puget Sound cold (7 – 12 C year round), they’re almost completely enclosed by land. As far as surf is concerned, the place may as well be a lake. Of course, to Mac Dude, who never took up the sport, this will be a blessed relief. But with PC Dude, there could be trouble.

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