1. Would grapes be as popular if they were really gray?
2. If you’re name’s not Sue, would you object to being served soup? Would you sue?
3. According to the ancient “doctrine of signatures” – to cure what ails you, you eat something that resembles whatever’s being affected. If you’ve got liver trouble, for example, you go find a liverwort, which looks like a liver, and make a medicine out of it.
Does this mean that coffee’s the cure for the common cold?
No, the jazz didn’t do this to me. It was the five hours of report writing that followed the jazz that did it.