Electrified Camping Rhetoric
She said, “My right boot weighs five pounds more than my left boot.”
He said, “That’s a swell boot.”
She gave him “that” look.
He said, “Well, that’s what happens when you soak them in water.”
She sighed heavily and said, “I didn’t bring a change of shoes.”
He said, “Well, when we get back to camp you can just take your boot off and dry it out.”
She gave him “that” look again. “Right. I’ll just plug the hair drier into the nearest current bush and dry my boot with it.”
He said, “This conversation is so going in the blog.”
She said, “I don’t know honey, it’s a pretty old joke.”
He said, “Yeah, but your readers still might get a charge out of it.”
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I love it! And I did need a laugh!!!!
Thanks, Sylvia. And we didn’t even charge you for it.
well, it was a galvanising read 🙂
Polona, be careful, that could be considered battery.
haha, yeah it was good for me. 🙂
Glad you enjoyed it, Betty.
Ha. I’m a little disappointed He didn’t suggest soaking the other.
To complete the circuit, dawg? Shocking!
So, has any conversation NOT been deemed blog worthy?
Silver, the ones about plumbing don’t pass the smell test.
And here it is :p
Don’t be too hard on us, Teresa. We really are well grounded.
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Poor Amoeba, all he wanted to do was to help. And per your report he did loan you his shoes to go inside the Loo (guess that’s what they call it in B.C.). And it might have been more a little more considerate to have loaned them a earlier in the traipse down there.. But then nobody is perfect. 🙂
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Jim — why should or would Amoeba give me his shoes before I needed them? I am used to going barefoot, he isn’t. Aside from that, his shoes are much too big for me and they would have made my walk to the outhouse much more difficult!
I am so picturing you two having this discussion. LOL.
Church Lady — now picture a half-dozen students around us all chuckling.
I would have been shocked if you hadn’t included this conversation on your blog! It gives you a great outlet for your humor!
Linda — I am so glad you plugged in your comment. Amoeba has been waiting all afternoon for you to zap us.
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