Quirky Quips & Sewing Snips
According to the dictionary consistency is: a degree of density, firmness, viscosity, etc. steadfast adherence to the same principles, course, form,etc. agreement, harmony, or compatibility, especially correspondence or uniformity among the parts of a complex thing the condition of cohering or holding together and retainingform; solidity or firmness. [...]
Running dialogue below one of my status updates: Status: At dinner tonight Amoeba pea-ed on the floor! Comments:   ‎*snort*  Corny.   How many peas did he lose on the floor?   Not telling. That would be disturbing the peas.   And I can’t pick ’em up either, ’cause then I’d be accused [...]
She: “Help!” He: “With what?” She: “I need to find something about David!” He: “Sorry. Too late.” She: “Too late? Since when?” He: “Since after sundown. About four hours ago now.” She: “What does that have to do with it?” He: “Just, like, everything.” She: “Are you being difficult on [...]
Your Friendly Neighborhood Amoeba woke this morning with a sunbeam and an earworm. This is not good. Extracting a sunbeam from one’s anatomy (he won’t say from where) is no fun. And as for that earworm … 1. If morning has broken, who broke it? 2. Can it be fixed? [...]
Your Friendly Neighborhood Amoeba was sitting at his computer, polishing his tin cup preparing yet another grant proposal and generally minding his own business, when the following sentence popped out onto the screen: They [the people with the money; see The Golden Rule of Arts and Sciences] will then say [...]