I believe I am dead. I am not certain though. You read the letter and tell me what you think.
Your will has been executed. Now is come to distribute your properties and monies. As beneficiary, you stand to inherit all. First must be paid the taxes of inheritance. Contact me for particulars.
Attorny in Law
I think being the beneficiary of my own will rather defeats the purpose, don’t you? On the other hand, maybe I have figured out a way to take it with me … too bad there’s nothing to take!