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Standard Complaint #347

He doesn’t listen.

She made his favorite luncheon meat (ground roast pork mixed with onions, dried cranberries, pecans, mayo, mustard, & a shot of soy sauce) She said, “We are out of Swiss cheese.”

He said, “I will live.”

She said, “So, would you prefer no cheese at all, or a bit of Cheddar Cheese?”

He said, “Yes, please.”

She said, “Uhm ….”

He looked up from his computer screen. “What?”

She said, “You need to decide.”

He said, “Decide what?”

She said, “About the cheese.”

He frowned. “Didn’t you just say there wasn’t any?”

She said, “Okay then, no cheese on your sandwich.”

He said, “Can’t I have cheddar?”



    1. Doug — if the sandwich was imminent Amoeba would have likely paid attention, but he’d just eaten his breakfast and was surfing the net while I put his sack lunch together. You see, he wasn’t hungry.

  1. Wow, that sounds like a scrumptious and not-your-typical sandwich! And typical male hearing…or not. 😀

    Hope you have a wonderful Thanksgiving!

    1. Barbara — the sandwich isscrumptious! When I guy a pork roast or boneless ribs I always get too much so we can make these wonderful sandwiches with the leftovers.

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