He doesn’t listen.
She made his favorite luncheon meat (ground roast pork mixed with onions, dried cranberries, pecans, mayo, mustard, & a shot of soy sauce) She said, “We are out of Swiss cheese.”
He said, “I will live.”
She said, “So, would you prefer no cheese at all, or a bit of Cheddar Cheese?”
He said, “Yes, please.”
She said, “Uhm ….”
He looked up from his computer screen. “What?”
She said, “You need to decide.”
He said, “Decide what?”
She said, “About the cheese.”
He frowned. “Didn’t you just say there wasn’t any?”
She said, “Okay then, no cheese on your sandwich.”
He said, “Can’t I have cheddar?”
20 thoughts on “Standard Complaint #347”
Men and their selective hearing!
Nicole — 99% of the time Amoeba listens too well, so I really shouldn’t complain!
LOL! So typical!!
Betty — they can’t hep it. They were born distracted.
A man should always pay attention when he’s getting a sandwich.
Doug — if the sandwich was imminent Amoeba would have likely paid attention, but he’d just eaten his breakfast and was surfing the net while I put his sack lunch together. You see, he wasn’t hungry.
Oh, yeah. I guess I wasn’t listening either.
No, Doug, this time it wasn’t your fault. I didn’t tell you that last bit of information in a timely enough manner.
Typical. At my house, anyway.
Mama Zen, it is a reasonably safe stereotype, I think.
Ha! Welcome to my life.
Karen — I only have one male ignoring me!
It is so nice to know that it isn’t just my house!
Kelley — men: the clan of the clueless
Wow, that sounds like a scrumptious and not-your-typical sandwich! And typical male hearing…or not. 😀
Hope you have a wonderful Thanksgiving!
Barbara — the sandwich isscrumptious! When I guy a pork roast or boneless ribs I always get too much so we can make these wonderful sandwiches with the leftovers.
Oh my they are hard work sometimes aren’t they?? 🙁
Akelamalu — yeah, but they do have their compensations.
flip video! ya!
i want one!
Tilden — I think if you turn around, there’s a good chance you’ll find an Avon Lady nearby!
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