Quirky Quips & Sewing Snips
I came from the shower into the kitchen and I saw, on the floor beside my desk chair, a $10.00 bill. “Where did that come from?” I thought to myself and bent down to retrieve it. That is when I noticed the small cloth purse I keep my inhaler in. [...]
There is a crack in the linoleum on my kitchen floor. Today my little “Yellow School Bus” kitty wobbled over to the crack and stopped. She stared at it so long I finally got out of my chair, walked over to the crack, bent down and examined it, too. It [...]
Got up and went in to work this morning. School is out, I’m off the clock, but the room has to be packed and cleaned. It was only a couple of hours work, and I was there for four hours — yet I didn’t get it done. I had a [...]
Double-Stuff Oreo Cookies, ice cold milk, a telephone with unlimited long distance, high speed internet, and cable tv with over 600 listings to choose from … What more could I possibly want? Oh yeah — a remote. They didn’t leave me one. (In other words, to change the channel I [...]
So, it’s the last week of school, my allergy prescription has run out, Doc wants to see me before he renews — and I just don’t have the time to spend a half a day in his office. Therefore, since Monday I have been walking around with a bright red [...]