Conversational Pillaging

Friend said, “I am taking a cold tablet.  I am telling you,
so that in case I start to act weird, you’ll know why.”

She said, “No problem.  Don’t worry about it.  I wouldn’t notice it from
the usual unless you suddenly stopped acting weird.”

Friend made a pouty face and said, “You know, you’re not very nice.”

She responded, “Thank you!  It’s so nice you care enough to notice the
special things about me.”

Friend stared, frowning, then dryly queried, “Just how many of these cold pills did you take?”