Conversational Pillaging

Friend said, “I am taking a cold tablet.  I am telling you,
so that in case I start to act weird, you’ll know why.”

She said, “No problem.  Don’t worry about it.  I wouldn’t notice it from
the usual unless you suddenly stopped acting weird.”

Friend made a pouty face and said, “You know, you’re not very nice.”

She responded, “Thank you!  It’s so nice you care enough to notice the
special things about me.”

Friend stared, frowning, then dryly queried, “Just how many of these cold pills did you take?”

36 thoughts on “Conversational Pillaging

  1. Barbara — this friend doesn’t look a bit like Thom and despite the fact that he’s good-looking enough, I think she’d be appalled if she did!

    • Jennifer — well, that is generally the truth! And as for Thom being everywhere — I have the added fortune of living in the same neighborhood with him in RL as well as on the blogosphere!

  2. Non-friend who doesn’t know you says, you still rock for receiving the “Post of the Day.” She has friends like this and she loves them to bits. But she is so dingy she tells them if she ever gets Alzheimers, no one will notice. They all agree. LOVE your style! 🙂
    .-= Robynn’s Ravings´s last blog ..30-Day Throw Down! =-.

    • Robynn — welcome. Please come back anytime. You will find tons of nonsense here. I am afraid your friend would say the same of me. Some days I wonder myself if I have Alsheimers!

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