Every week Belle of the Brawl has a Tell Me Tuesday picture captioning contest. This week I have made it into the finals. I know your fingers are tired from all the clicking you’ve done here — but run over there and vote for me anyway!
I suppose that some of you may begrudge me this. You are likely thinking, “Why should I vote for her when she’s already won so many cool prizes?” Okay. I know I won the awesome magnet made to look like the header of my own beloved blog in Dr. John’s Blog Commenting Marathon; and I know I won the only money prize in Justin’s Concept of Irony contest (in the tradition of true irony the second place winner is the only one who earned a prize of tangible value); but that does not mean that I don’t deserve to win again — and you my friends can help me.
Oh! And remember, don’t even read the other entries. Mine’s the best. Trust me.
Hmmm, that reminds me of the Liar’s Contest — Betty, Lori’s Mother-in-law, has been working her fingers to the bone to see that Lori wins. Donna is abusing herself and a couple of her friends to keep up. We’ll just have to call this battle: The Duel of the Pastor’s Wives. The two of them pretty much have 1st and 2nd place sewn up unless someone makes a surprise — and heroic — comeback. However, 3rd place is still up for grabs.
Nessa, aka Goldennib, has brought it to my attention that certificates and band-aids are not enough compensation for all this clicking. She wants pain killers, too. I am sorry, Nessa. I am not licensed to dispense drugs through the mail — or any other way for that matter.