…………Lori Linna
…..Greatest Living Liar
..This certificate recognizes
……….Lori Linna
…..for lies extraodinaire
………and awards her
……….First Place
in QuillDancer’s Liar’s Contest
……..Dr. John Linna
Almost the Greatest Living Liar
..This certificate recognizes
……..Dr. John Linna
…as an excellent prevaricator
………and awards him
……….Second Place
in QuillDancer’s Liar’s Contest
…………Donna K.
………Liar in Training
..This certificate recognizes
…………Donna K.
…….for passable lying
… …..and awards her
………..Third Place
in QuillDancer’s Liar’s Contest
QuillDancer’s Honorable Mentions:
My favorite lie came from Sarah, because it was apparent she has been reading my blog for awhile and she tailored her lie to fit right into my real life experiences.
I also fancied these lies:
Goldennib 1 — for the surprise ending; although her second lie was also quite imaginative. I must admit, when I saw how close Lori and Dr. John were, I almost cast one more vote to tie them so Nessa could win third place.
Old Fart — because I am an Ian Flemming fan — and because this lie is as close as I’m ever going to get to being a “Bond Girl.”
Tina’s Lie — because in the eight years I’ve known her, Tina’s sense of the ridiculous has never stopped cracking me up.
Ms. Liz — because, although it wasn’t our first meeting, her story contains a great amount of truth.
Jenn 2 — because she captured my personality to a T.