This is how much I will be missed. We had a big Sidewalk “Splash” event today. One kid showed up. Fifty dollars worth of food. A couple dozen water guns. One huge tub. The staff — and the kid — had a blast. At one point they all ganged up on me and I went from dry to wet in under three seconds. It was fun. Would have been more fun with a couple of kids to drown.
Oh well — there’s a reason we don’t have Sidewalk in the summer — besides the heat — it’s too dang hard to find kids. The family ships them off to Mexico for Granny daycare. As far as endings go, this one was very understated.