She said, “For my photography class homework this week, I have to take night shots.”
He said, “Too bad you’re in the wrong country for that.”
She said, “What are you talking about?”
He said, “Your homework. It’s a shame you aren’t in England.”
She, frustrated and confused, “And why would I need to be in England!?”
He, feining innocent confusion, “I’m sorry, love. But didn’t you say you need to take Knight shots?”
She bowed her head, covered her face with her hands, and groaned.
He leaned back in his chair grinning, “A little slow tonight, aren’t you, dear?”