A meme I “lifted” from Barbara’s Stray Thoughts and confiscated for my own.
Have You Ever …….
Been pulled over? Yes. Â No tickets though, even when I deserved them. Â If one is calm, polite, and admits one is an idiot and doesn’t get upset at the nice officer doing his job, said nice officer is often so pleased at not being yelled at or cried on that verbal rebuke is given rather than a ticket.
Dyed your hair? Are you kidding? Â I have no idea what my original color even is!
Pulled an all-nighter? Of course.
Fallen down in public? Which time?
Broken a bone? My own? Â No.
Had braces? On my wrist, not my teeth.
Built something out of wood? Yeah, kindling. Â Unfortunately I was trying to build a bookcase.
Been to Disneyland? Yes, many times, but not since 1978.
Eaten a Krispy Kreme donut? Yes. Â Ho hum.
Screamed during a scary movie? Nope. Â The witch from the Wizard of Oz scares me. Â I don’t “do” scary movies!
Been to a professional sporting event? Nascar.
Slept till noon? What kid hasn’t?
Been arrested? No.
Opened Christmas presents early? As in before it was sanctioned? Â Once. Â It made for a flat Christmas and now I never peek at presents.
Rolled down a hill? Of course. Â I even did it on purpose once.
Toilet papered someoneâ€™s house? Nope.
Laughed so hard you cried? Of course.
Gotten seasick? Nope. Â Car sick, though.
Shared a sucker with your dog? NO! Â I know where he licks! Â Ugh.
Been in an accident? Many. Â My middle name is Clumsy. Â Car accident? Â One, not my fault. Â Motorcycle accident? Â One, not my fault.
Ridden in a limo? No.
Had a pet fish? Yes.
Been ice skating? Yes.
Locked your keys in the car? Yes.
Ridden a horse? Seven times I have been on a horse. Â Seven times I have fallen off.