He and She were driving home from celebrations of the night before Christmas. As they were pulling in to their street, they noticed a party at the next-door neighbor’s house, where Ted and Suze live.
She: I see Ted’s having Christmas eve.
He: Hm. That seems a little one-sided.
He: Yeah. If Ted’s having Christmas Eve, Suze should be having Christmas Adam. Shouldn’t she?
~ post courtesy of the punniest amoeba on earth.