Toasting Breakfast
She went into the kitchen to comply with his breakfast request for toast and juice. “O-oh!” She called out. “We’re out of designer bread.”
He said, “What?! No English muffins?”
She said, “No English muffins.”
“Oh,” he said. “I guess I’ll just have plain toast.”
“Plain toast it is,” she answered.
He said, “Bet that’ll make the FAA cranky.”
She said, “I know. They always get cranky when someone toasts a plane.”
He said, “It’s all the clean up and paperwork they have to do.”
She said, “I’ll bring napkins.”
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haha. He kept you on your toes, too!
Gigi — he usually does.
while ican live with plain toast, toasted planes always make me queasy
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Polona — then you probably don’t want to eat breakfast with amoeba.
Designer bread? I’ll bring the butter
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You won’t regret it. Last week we had Apple-Cinnamon.
LOL! I’m sure THAT will satisfy the FAA! I haven’t had an English Muffin in eons… I haven’t even had an American Muffin either… 🙁
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Melli — I don’t eat them, I just toast them.
You are a riot!
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Linda — I thought I was a people!
You two were on a roll!! Or I guess you could say, you were on a toast! Bwaahhaaahhaaaa!
Just getting caught up on reading your posts, Quil. My net has been down for days. Now I’m browsing like there’s no tomorrow!!
Happy first day of Spring to you, my friend!
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Church Lady — would you believe toasted rolls with sesame seeds?
Must be interesting to have bread in airplane form, lol ! I wonder if it would fit in my toaster !
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Oh boy, that reminds me of when Son wanted a “plane cake” for his birthday and I obliged with a “plain cake” .
#MummyFAIL
🙁
Glad you had *some* toast at least!
i had no idea you two were so snooty.
limerick love
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LOL. I always enjoy reading your witty conversations. I think it’s great how both of you can keep up with each others words.
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