I booked the airfare.Â I chose the hotel.Â I picked the rental car company.Â But I was only following orders.Â He said to go for the least expensive. I chose economy all the way down the line.
That’s how we ended up with the orange on wheels.Â Â The rental car lady handed us the keys and said we’d find our car in space 14.Â Â We walked out to the lot.Â There in space A14 was a lovely, ruby colored Infinity G37.Â I said, “Sweet!”Â Amoeba said, “That’s not our car hon.”Â There was an Audi A5 next to it.Â Okay, it’s not an Aston Martin, but it’s still a nice car.Â I walked toward it.Â Â Amoeba said, “Hon, that’s not our car, either.”
So I turned around hoping for something wonderful, like maybe an Aston Martin.Â (Hey, a girl can dream, can’t she??)Â Amoeba was standing next to a classy, pearl white Lincoln Town Car.Â Unfortunately on his other side was a bright orange Dodge Caliber.Â Guess which car our keys fit?