She: “Toast and juice?”
He: “Yes, please, that’s about all the food I can face this morning. You’re OK with this?”
She: “Why shouldn’t I be?”
He: “Well, you have been under a bit of stress lately. Trying to do too many things at once. I wouldn’t want you to get all flummoxed and put the juice in the toaster.”
She: “That would be a shocking experience, wouldn’t it? Not to worry, sweetheart, I know you like your juice chilled. Not toasted.”
He: “Thank you, love, that’s a relie … Stop!!”
He: “Put .. the .. jalapenos .. back!“
30 thoughts on “Breakfast”
But honey, you said you’d need something to help keep you awake and you don’t drink coffee!
Sweetheart, I’m not dead yet. I don’t need a wake …
Good, love, because the idea of the jalapeno juice was to keep you lively!
Laugh at the both of you,
And all we gotta do is act naturally, Bill.
Don’t leave She out of this, Jenn. She started it…
Beats iodine and the British parliament, I guess.
Iodine? Geez, Dawg, you’re older than you let on …
That’s. A hot one.
Thom? Get your fingers out of the toaster!
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Glad you enjoyed it, Robin.
How about a nice cup of tea and a biscuit?
“I thought you said you put a plate of biscuits out here!”
“I did, dude. They’re right in front of you!”
“These ain’t biscuits, dude! They’re cookies!”
“They’re biscuits, dude. Here. Read.
“But, dude, these things are cold and hard. I want, like, warm and soft and doughy. Where’s the dough, dude?”
“The way the economy is these days, dude, you’re askin’ me?“
I can see you both have fun breakfasts! I’m going down for my oatmeal in a second. I wonder what Art is putting in it.
Were the jalapenos going in the toaster or the orange juice? Hmmm….
We had a potluck at church today, but I think jalapenos in orange juice would have been left on the table!
Toaster-roasted jalapenos or chillied juice. Whatever, Mom. But so help me, if either one of ’em sets off the smoke detector ….
Oh, but I do ADORE jalapenos in my eggs! Once a Tejana, always a Tejana, I guess…
Eggs is OK, Melissa – though I wonder why bother with the eggs, except maybe to stun the peppers out of the worst of their ferocity. But there’s a reason why Ocean Spray has yet to introduce jalapeno-cranberry cocktail to the marketplace.
Who needs jalapenos? Y’all spice up each other’s life quite enough!
Besides, if she had put jalapenos on your toast, you would have really been in a JAM!
Linda, for Quilly to get into a jam, she’s going to have to learn to play an instrument. Perhaps the spoons …
I dunno. Jalapenos might be good with toast and juice!
Beth, I was actually going to puree the jalapenos and add them to his orange juice.
Breakfast is a dangerous meal at your house!
Well, Karen, at least we’re not gathered for a feast at the Hotel California.
That’s one hot topic for the breakfast table.
Oh no — boy I’d keep an eye on you LOL
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