A Touching Plea
I removed this comment from my blog, then decided to share it with you anyway:
My dear Quilly,
I been watching you from my far. Please say you marry me. You strong, handsome, brave. I be good wife. I know you good man have good heart.
JiaoJin
I am inclined to answer this one. She does seem to be in dire need — of glasses!
Could you come to my blog and leave a comment without noticing that I am female? There is a huge photo of me in the sidebar! And JiaoJin isn’t the only idiot out there. I get a lot of spam comments that start, “Hey Buddy ….” I know spammers aren’t very scrupulous or very bright, but since they are trying to make a living you think they’d take the 2 seconds required to discern whether I was male or female before posting their desperate pleas for whatever scam they’re running. I mean, it would up their odds of being taken seriously, wouldn’t it?
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That’s pretty funny. At least the comment was in English! I wonder why people bother to put comments that are 3-4 lines of Chinese characters!
Linda — I wonder, too.
I love these kind of spammers. So entertaining haha.
Teresa — aren’t they, though?
You know. I don’t have the time for it at the moment but I’ve been thinking that the blog world needs a best SPAM of the week meme! 🙂 I get some that crack me up!
Beth — so do I!
That is too funny – – buddy! lol
I get alot of Asian/Chinese/Japanese comments lately. I can’t read them all!
Church Lady — you can’t read them all. I can’t read any of them!
Your fascination with spam all of a sudden amazes me.
Thom — your CRS is acting up again. I do a spam post every 4-5 weeks. I have for years. You marvel or grouch every time. Get over it already.
No!!!
Well, if the shoe fits…
😉
Karen — did you read the same thing I did? Or is this post in a code only you know? There is nothing about shoes here ….
Apparently, she’s been watching you from way, waaay afar!
Mama Zen — and she needs to clean her monitor or her glasses or both!
You can give her my number — I could sure use a wife these days
ROFL
Susan – -didn’t you say that about the last one? I take it she didn’t work out?
Oh Sheesh! I changed one of my settings so that I don’t get quite so many spammers lately. Knocking on wood! Knocking on wood!
Kay — with Akismet spam blocker I rarely ever get spam on my blog, but occasionally one gets through.
This person needs an anatomy lesson. Don’t know ’bout you, love, but my heart is not located in my left back pocket. And no one should go looking back there for mine; they’ll disturb the moths.
Love, I don’t want to be mending holes in your back pockets. Should I buy mothballs for your wallet?
Yes, one would think that if they took the time to notice these things, they would be much more effective. Actually, I would hope that they would be equally ineffective, but to a smaller audience. Oy!
Cherie — I guess I shouldn’t be trying to educate them should I? LOL! One of the perils of being a teacher!
That’s pretty funny.
Maybe same sex marriage is legal in her country.
Just goes to show how stupid some people are doesn’t it? 🙁
See must need glasses, I suppose you could always give her Thom’s Email address, He is in Need of a Bus Wench.
That was supposed to be She Must.
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