I thought I would wet your appetite for Punny Monday:
If you fail to pay the exorcist for services rendered, will you get repossessed?
Q. – What do you know about the guy who jumped off the bridge in Paris?
A. – He’s in Seine.
A criminal’s best asset is his lie ability.
What did the drunk say to the guy lounging in front of the bathroom door?
“Urine my way.”
A braggart always has his feat in his mouth.
Topiary art is the cutting edge of garden design.
May: In your opinion, who was the greatest actor of all time?
Kay: Dr. Frankenstein’s monster. He was a man of many parts.
A rule of grammar: double negatives are a no-no.
John Deere’s manure spreader is the only equipment the company won’t stand behind.
I’m drawn to art.
I’ve failed the mathematics test so many times I lost count.
I used to be a tap dancer until I fell in the sink.
He said I was average – but he was just being mean.
A toothless termite walked into a tavern and said, “Is the bar tender here?”
Did you hear about the cannibal who passed his brother on the trail?
Because they want us to laugh a little every weekend, Shakira of, You Are Never Alone, and Gattina of Writer’s Cramps, host the Weekend Funnies meme. They care if we tell our own tales or post some of those endless jokes that fill our email boxes. They just want us to share a bit of laughter while visiting each other on the net. Check out Gattina’s blog for the other players and come laugh with us.