She said, “Honey, if I were to burn your toasted cheese sandwich on one side, could I even it out by not toasting the other side at all?”
He said, “Well, I suppose you could, but that wouldn’t be my optimal solution.”
She said, “Oh. Darn.”
He and She are away again. They should return to the land of internet tomorrow evening. She hopes to see you all on Saturday. You may have noticed my blog was missing for awhile, too. Dream Host isn’t quite as dreamy as they used to be. In fact, this month they’ve come close to producing nightmares.