A Note to Parents

Dear Mom & Dad,

You say I don’t understand where I learned to behave the way I do.  Let’s recap:

Jasmine was in a relationship with a dirty homeless boy named Aladdin.  Snow White lived alone with 7 men.  Pinnochio was a liar.  Robin Hood was a thief.  Tarzan walked around without clothes on.  A stranger kissed sleeping beauty and she married him.  Cinderella lied and snuck out at night to attend a party. Goldilocks should have served time for breaking and entering, petty theft, and vandalism.  Jack was a thief and a murderer.

Really, I think I’ve turned out pretty good, considering.

Your Darling Child

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