Dear Mom & Dad,
You say I don’t understand where I learned to behave the way I do.Â Let’s recap:
Jasmine was in a relationship with a dirty homeless boy named Aladdin.Â Snow White lived alone with 7 men.Â Pinnochio was a liar.Â Robin Hood was a thief.Â Tarzan walked around without clothes on.Â A stranger kissed sleeping beauty and she married him.Â Cinderella lied and snuck out at night to attend a party. Goldilocks should have served time for breaking and entering, petty theft, and vandalism.Â Jack was a thief and a murderer.
Really, I think I’ve turned out pretty good, considering.
Your Darling Child