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BWAHAHAHAHA Well I do hope you are talking about a beard and lemme tell you once it happens you wish it never did 🙂 Well done.
Thom — I have been pulling whiskers for 20 years. Men have it easy. They shave. Women pull them out one at a time. We are, indeed, the tougher gender!
Well not the bearded lady in the circus LOL
Oh woman of great wisdom you’re sooooo right!
I pray daily that my daughter did not inherit this particular trait of mine and my mom’s. It is so frustrating to have to spend so much time on this…yuck.
Chuckling though, I want to tell you that my husband wishes he had that growth on his head! Not only young men dream of growth!
Cute and a funny take on “growth”!
I can empathize. 🙂
Wow! This is … just … wow! Sigh … me too!
I’d like more growth on my face and less in my ears! 🙂
I think if I didn’t I could be the bearded lady!! You forgot wax! LOL
LOL! Very entertaining haiku :O)
just brilliant! one man’s dream another man’s burden.
trisha
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I have this one hair on my chin that keeps growing and annoying me. I keep my tweezers around for just that purpose.
hahaha! Perfect!
It’s my job to pluck my MIL’s beard once a fortnight – it’s a labour of love. 😉
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Join the crowd, Quilly. That is one of the side benefits of not being young.
Just wait until you’re seventy: http://jimmiehov6.blogspot.com/search?q=70
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Ya know what I want for Xmas electrolysis! It really works I have a girl friend that has not done her eyebrows in 10 years! Hey we went from Haiku to Hygiene too funny!
So funny!
Hahaha! Love it. I bought a home laser, and I love it! (Doesn’t work on white/silver though, so I’d better hurry up, eh?)
Excellent haiku! I wish neither of us had that kind of growth 😉
Gah! You are so funny.
believe me, i can relate to this one… ouch!!! i love your sense of humor, quilly! 🙂
Good one! 🙂