Quirky Quips & Sewing Snips
Ms. A’s first #1 rule: Keep your blood on the inside. Ms. A’s second #1 rule: Don’t throw up on the teacher. Ms. A’s third #1 rule: Don’t step on the little kids. They stick to your shoes and you track them in on the carpet. If you can remember [...]
Tomorrow morning at 8:00 a.m. the first bell rings on a new school year. Each teacher will great his or her class for the first time. The tone for the year will be set within the first few hours. I peeked at my class roster today — even though I [...]
First note to self: Dear Self, if you want your eggs sunnyside up do not put them on to fry then begin reading the blogs of all your wonderful, witty and charming friends. Second note to self: Dear Self, the next time you want to test your smoke alarms, put [...]
Ripped from today’s headlines: The highly respected Las Vegas school teacher known to the blogging world as Quilldancer has once again been forced to concede that there are only 48 hours in one weekend. Of those 48 hours only two still remain. Quilldancer plans to spend them sleeping. As the [...]
I’d like to come and cheer you up with a special song or ditty. I’d like to write a comic treatsie to show you I’m quite witty. I’d like to write a story that only QuillDancer could pen, Or I’d like to write a lovely poem and all your affections [...]