Quirky Quips & Sewing Snips
My cats love me. Of course I am in the processes of eating a toasted tuna sandwich, so their devotion is suspect. My friends and I gathered at a little sandwich place a few days ago. I ordered a toasted tuna sandwich. I am certain the mistake was mine. I [...]
I took a class today titled, “How to Teach Writing.” For those of you who want to ask, “Why do you need that class when you’ve been published?” Let me just say that knowing how to write, and knowing how to explain writing well are two different things. Ineffective teaching: [...]
Despite the fact that I in no way punished Christmas yesterday she has apparently decided to quit taking things out of my purse — and start putting things in! I found a Kleenex, a Post-it Note too furry to ever post again, her jingle ball, and her tiny stuffed catnip [...]
Just over a week ago I had only two channels on my TV set. On July 10th, at exactly 8:00 a.m. two Cox Cable technicians arrived at my door and connected me to around 300 digital channels. Do you know what that means? It now takes me 298 times longer [...]
Apparently it is time to make an appoinment with my optometrist. I focus by shifting my gaze from lens to bifocal and moving myself back and forth until whatever I want to see comes into view. This needs to stop before somebody decides I’d look cute on the dashboard of [...]