Better yet, when he found it, he walked around it and on the other side there is a plaque which clearly indicates that it’s a fig tree.  Now he wants to sign me up for “pay attention” classes.

However, I believe I am the one who should sign him up for geography lessons, because when we took out the campus map and I showed him where to look (the Engineering Quad) he admitted that he had been searching in the opposite direction which means that he was so far on the “wrong”side of the art building that there was another building between them!

He says it is the Orchid tree’s fault, because he didn’t know it existed, so when I told him to go from the Barringtonia to the Orchid Tree, he went to the one he did know about — which was in the opposite direction!