Dude and Dude: The Spirit Of The Holiday

“Yeah, I’ll have some of that … where are you goin’, dude?”

“To work, dude.”

“Work? You?? Don’t get me wrong, dude, I’m all for it, but, like, since when?

“It’s what y’r supposed to be doin’, ain’t it?”

“Dude, who are you and what have you done with my dude? Yeah, you’re right. ‘Specially if you want to keep that Xbox fed. But why now?

“‘Cause it’s Labor Day, dude. Labor means work. So ya work on Labor Day, eh?”

“But, dude … oh, never mind. What’re you gettin’ paid for this gig?”

“Paid …?”