Swimsuit Shopping

I need a new swimsuit.  The one I have ceased being stretchy about a millennium ago.   The parts that are supposed to hold me up, and the parts that are supposed to hold me in, have decided to let it all hang out.  In case you are wondering, no, that is not attractive.


So, I find this swimwear for women website online, SwimSuitsForAll.Com, and I am really excited.  They advertise women’s swimsuits in sizes  8-32.  I grabbed my PayPal card and went to the site.  I was thrilled to discover they have great swimsuits — all the known designers — at great prices.  Plus, they have maternity swimsuits and post mastectomy swimsuits.  Not only that, the site is designed to be amazingly easy to search.  You want a swimsuit that trims your thighs?  Or maybe one that slims your waist, or tucks your tummy?  Push the corresponding button and every swimsuit that fits your criteria will arrange itself on the page for you.


I was super excited to find I could search by size.  I just chose my size from the drop-down menu, pushed the button and … was incredibly disappointed.  If you wear size 8-24, you’ll definitely want to shop here, but for us larger-sized ladies, they offer only one swimsuit — and that one only comes in size 32, which is waaaay too large for me — and is horrendously ugly (my opinion).   Maybe their stock is just down because it is end-of-the-season.  I don’t know — but I am sad.  I need a new swimsuit.