When I was very young I sat at the feet of one of my father’s friends and I listened to him tell adventures of his life lived around the world. That day I said a prayer. I asked God to give me an adventure-filled life, and make me an awesome storyteller. I have since learned that one needs to be very careful when framing petitions to the Almighty.
I bring you yet another scene from my childhood:
I was a clumsy teenager. In fact, I’ve pretty much been clumsy all of my life, but there was a short period in my teens when I was truly a walking disaster. My accidents became so routine people began reacting to them as if they weren’t extraordinary.
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Oh! And before anybody asks: No, I don’t smoke anymore and I haven’t in ages.