Most of you know my merman, Amoeba. And you know that he loves his seaweed. One of his favorite pastimes is donning his goggles and snorkel and hanging out on the reef examining the slimy stuff. In fact, the last time he went out, he followed the reef so far I could no longer see him. I waited and waited and wondered if I should worry. Then I waited and waited some more and I didn’t have to wonder if I should worry because I already was worrying! Then I waited some more.
Finally Thom came and asked me where Amoeba was, and mentioned that he thought he’d been gone a long time. I told Thom I was worried, too, and he went looking for Amoeba. Luckily he found him alive and well, with no concept of how much time had passed. He was quite surprised to learn we were worried about him.
That’s why I want to get Amoeba a Seiko Dive watch. All Seiko Dive watches are tested to 200 meters, come with free band sizing, and ship free! If I got Amoeba a Seiko Dive watch with luminous hands and an excursion timer, he could set it to remind him he left me worrying on the beach!
Amoeba would especially love this one. It calculates distance traveled, has a compass and a perpetual calender and can show the time in two different time zones at once! I would love it because Amoeba wouldn’t have any excuse to make me worry! I especially deserve for Amoeba to have this watch, don’t you think?