Shower And Tell

She: “Now I need to take a shower.”

He: “Nope, sorry, don’t think so.”

She: “I thought you said you were going to bring it back!

He: “Everything’s right where it was. But you’re closing the curtain when you go in there, hmm?”

She: “Well, duh. You want to hear me sing about bullfighting?”

He: “Bullfighting?”

She:Toreador, there’s water on the floor!

He: “Alright already. But then you’re not taking a shower.”

She: “Why not?

He: “Because you’re using the curtain. Which you can’t see through. That makes it a hide-er.”

She: “I could take it outside.”

He: “Yeah. On the beach in Hawai‘i, you might get away with that. Here? Now? You’d get the blues for sure. Blue skin, blue lights …”

33 thoughts on “Shower And Tell

  1. i definitely prefer to have a shower inside, at least until april.
    and – how (in)appropriately – my last name translates to cloud in english 🙂
    .-= polona´s last blog ..arches =-.

        • Jim, when it comes to this blog, I’m like the sacred Simurgh of Arabian fable, as reported by Ambrose Bierce: omnipotent on condition that I do nothing.

          Seriously, it’s a simple rule around here. Ask first. If you don’t feel like asking, get your own. Right now, I’ve got too many things going on to spend time managing a blog. Besides, the Q gets a much larger audience than I ever managed, so it pays me to hang out here and try not to drag down her stats when I post.

    • Lew — luckily that bathroom isn’t in our new place, it is in our temporary apartment where we’re living until our possessions arrive from Hawaii.

    • Dr. John? I’m not up for showering outside in our 50 degree temps, so you can rest assured I wouldn’t be doing it in your weather! Brrrrr.

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