Quirky Quips & Sewing Snips
Dear Mom & Dad, You say I don’t understand where I learned to behave the way I do. Let’s recap: Jasmine was in a relationship with a dirty homeless boy named Aladdin. Snow White lived alone with 7 men. Pinnochio was a liar. Robin Hood was a thief. Tarzan walked [...]
Here it is Monday and folks are wondering about PM. I posted that great big long to-do list and I have only gotten half way through it.  I am busy. I forgot Punny Monday — again. To those of you who have sent notes of concern — thank you, we [...]
Still working on my freelance typing job. Trying to get the church newsletter out. Planning a luncheon. Just signed up to run an Avon booth at a flea market event. Trying to get my yard work done. Spent hours working on a job app for a business actively soliciting apps [...]
She said, “Honey, if I were to burn your toasted cheese sandwich on one side, could I even it out by not toasting the other side at all?” He said, “Well, I suppose you could, but that wouldn’t be my optimal solution.” She said, “Oh. Darn.” ~*~ He and She [...]
This just in from the FDA! [...]