A Su-eet Story

He and She were sitting at the dinner table. She was dissecting a sparerib …

She: “This is a pretty poor cut of meat!”

He: “Y’think so, love? From over here, it looks like that pig was living pretty high off the hog.”

She: “It was a cannibal?

He: “I don’t reckon this beast ever ate anything out of a can. But I’ll tell you this. If it had been a can-can-ibal, it might be leaner.”

She: “But I don’t want it to be leaner!”


She: “Pigs are heavy! I don’t want one leaning on me!”

He: “Riiight. See if you can stand up straight after doing a can-can.”

She: “Hmphf. I don’t do the can thing. I do all my cooking from scratch.”