Quirky Quips & Sewing Snips
He walked into the bedroom and stretched out on the bed. Surprised, she looked at the clock. It was early — maybe not for you and I, but it was most certainly early for him — only 10:00 p.m. “Hon,” she said. “Are you going to sleep?” “Not yet,” he [...]
He was watching a basketball game on TV. (Celtics) She said something about her day. He said, “Uh-huh.” She said something else about her day. He said, “Uh-huh.” She made a comment about the weather. He said, “Uh-huh.” She said, “Your chair is on fire.” He said, “Hmmmm.” Now She [...]
He answered the phone. She said, “This is an obscene phone call.” He sighed, exasperated. “Not again?” She said, “Yep. Put your hands in your pockets.” After a brief pause he said, “Nope. Haven’t got ’em.” She said, “Then where are they?” He suggested the table in the spare room. [...]
He cooked breakfast again. It was perfect. French Toast. Crispy bacon. Chilled O.J. She thinks she will keep him. [...]
He cooked breakfast. She smiled brightly, lifted her fork and poked her egg. It just laid there. She poked it again. Nothing. She turned the fork and cut her egg in half, then she looked up at her darling, charming, love. He watched with a small, sheepish smile curving his [...]