Quirky Quips & Sewing Snips
Oh, before I toddle off to napland — if you haven’t been to Belle of The Brawl yet to vote for me in the caption contest, please run over and do so NOW! The contest is in the right sidebar. My caption is the bottom entry. You may read all [...]
You know that sticky, stretchy yellow glue that manufacturers use to hold products in their boxes? I know where it comes from. My nose has been manufacturing it for three days. I wake every morning feeling fine, but by 11:30 or so I am exhausted. My brain stops working. After [...]
Last night after work I stopped at the bank of mailboxes near the entrance to my housing development. Twenty minutes later I was still there trying to help a blind lady pick up her dropped keys while her dog contemplated ripping my throat out. The human brain is very interesting. [...]
One of the sweet darlings in my class approached me just before the bell this morning and said, “We have a new puppy at my house. Last night it chewed up my homework.” I replied, “Sweety, that excuse was old when I was a kid. It doen’t work.” She dove [...]
There is another caption contest up at Belle of the Brawl and once again I am in the line up. I NEED each and every one of you to run over there and vote for me. This, however, will not be like last time. Sar has fixed the counter so [...]